cameron
Mr. Awesome
Posts: 354
Overheard from my Mom in Seattle:
“When times are tough, drop to your knees.”
I think she just suggested that I turn to male prostitution as an answer to my work problems.
Have I told you about my Kindle yet?
cameron
Mr. Awesome
Posts: 354
More: “No, I meant give it up and give it to god.”
Post updated by cameron on 2008/08/07 19:19
Have I told you about my Kindle yet?
cameron
Mr. Awesome
Posts: 354
More: “I meant to just let go and it will be okay.”
Have I told you about my Kindle yet?
Art
I'm a pirate, AR
Posts: 180
“Really what I’m saying is: brush your teeth with a penis”
Arbor means tree
atyra
Seattle, WA
Posts: 175
This just keeps getting better and better.
a lit cigarette is carried at the height of a child's face.
sam
Posts: 466
after giving you advice did she slap you?
A cromulent graph embiggens the smallest idea.
Adam
Seattle, WA
Posts: 336
More specifically, did she slap you with a penis?
Awake and Unafraid.
Wazootyman
Posts: 36
Moms don’t have penises. Moms have vaginas.
