I just ate about 12 or 13oz of organic, peeled carrots. I love them.

I hate inorganic carrots. The lack of carbon fucks with the taste.

I hope you don’t turn orange. Or into this guy.

The Orange Man Project

Post updated by Julia on 2008/06/19 14:36

did you just make a chemistry joke? O.O

He definitely did just make a chemistry joke. A funny one.

Okay, I ate the full 16oz bag. I am a rockstar, and a visionary.

and turning orange?

Clearly it takes more than 16oz to turn one orange.

not if we let “oz” stand for “tons” and we let “16” stand for “a billion” and if we let “one” stand for “Orange Andy”. Remember to state which system you’re counting in, Andy, you should know better.